Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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