so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I smell like Dick and happiness
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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