but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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