escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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