Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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