i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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