You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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