I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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