U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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