Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I did not marry a roomba.
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