Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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