She's JV to your varsity
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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