wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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