Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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