I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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