sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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