fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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