Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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