we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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