i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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