put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm at about main and main street
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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