Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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