uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
can u get pink eye on your cock?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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