We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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