I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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