Ambien. No doubt about it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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