So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He? As in you personified your dick?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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