Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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