problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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