nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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