Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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