Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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