Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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