i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
