"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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