This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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