windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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