Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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