shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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