Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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