Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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