I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Semen is not good for contacts.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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