We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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