Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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