just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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