somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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