i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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