I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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