I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
worst night to have a conscience
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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