I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize
